This came out today. At that place with the tasty popcorn, the cup holders, and stadium seating. No, I'm not talking about the truck stop showers. I'm talking movie-watching buildings. You need to go see this. Awesome things need to be shown love. Like the 1984 Henry Thomas/Dabney Coleman movie Cloak And Dagger. And this movie. So go see it. Now. I mean it. Get your lazy ass up and go. It's your duty as an American to see this movie. You can do that thing you were going to do later. So, in summation, go see Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters now. And also click on the above poster to go to the movie's official website. You don't want to be called a name for not doing either of those things. Names like "feeny" or "dorkula". Or "Kevin's Mom".
Still not certain, well sink your ocular orbs into this!
Critics are talking...with words they speak!
"...don't expect a coherent plot..."
- Claudia Puig, USA Today
"Succeed[s] enough of the time to make a perversely entertaining movie."
- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
"Crudely animated, tasteless, and totally pointless, which I'm sure the filmmakers would say is the point."
- M. K. Terrell, Christian Science Monitor
"The big question for fans is does Aqua Teen Hunger Force have enough gags and giggles to translate to 86 minutes on the big screen? And the answer is ... yeah, sort of, well, maybe."
- Bob Townsend, Atlanta Journal-Constitution
"Narrative's beside the point in a movie created by two guys who gorge on pop culture's high-fat diet and regurgitate it into something approaching . . . art? Close enough."
- Robert Wilonsky, The Village Voice
"If George W Bush could prove that Saddam Hussein had funded this movie I would reverse my stance on the Iraq War and say that every single civilian casualty was justified."
- Devin Faraci, CHUD.com
"You have to give these guys this much: They remained true to their twisted vision, and that's exciting to see."
- Christy Lemire, The Associated Press
"By the end, you may feel as if you've been ballroom dancing with a live, exposed electric guitar cord for an hour and a half. At peak performance, it's wired, chaotic madness."
- Jan Stewart, Newsday
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Jason, I saw the link you left at crooks and liars about the MSNBC change in morning shows and I just wanted to thank you. Knowing I won't have to go through another week or forever watching Smerconish, is like being given a gift. Thank you!
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